Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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