is wine microwaveable?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
