Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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