porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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