Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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