ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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