I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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