highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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