my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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