You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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