"it" just moved
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Randomize
