She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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