they need to just BURY HIM!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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