I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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