If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I believe in your delicious
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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