The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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