I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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