I'm so fucking centered right now
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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