My nipple is on Facebook.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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