good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
