was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Found the puke drawer
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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