I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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