Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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