dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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