It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
