Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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