can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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