I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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