seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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