It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Your penis caused this!
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