At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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