she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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