You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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