just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
she pinky promised me she was 18
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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