I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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