1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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