I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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