a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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