I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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