i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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