Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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