I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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