I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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