I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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