He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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