Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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