yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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