the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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