Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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