Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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