I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
So. Much. Porn.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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